Kanye West - The New Workout Plan

Lyrics to The New Workout Plan by Kanye West

[Intro] Now you just popped in the Kanye West Get right for the summer workout tape And ladies if you follow these instructions exactly You might be able to pull you a rapper, a NBA player Man, at least a dude wit' a car So first of all we gon' work on the stomach Nobody wants a little tight ass! [Verse 1] 1 and 2 and 3 and 4 and get them sit ups right and Tuck your tummy tight and do your crunches like this Give head, stop breathe, get up, check your weave Don't drop the blunt and disrespect the weed Pick up your son and don't disrespect your seed It's a party tonight and ooh she's so excited Tell me who's invited: you, your friends and my dick What's scary to me Henny make girls look like Halle Berry to me So excuse me miss, I forgot your name Thank you, God bless you, good night I came... I came... I came... CHORUS: ALL THE MOCHA LATEES U GOT TO DO PALATEES AFTER THE PARTY MEET ME IN THE LOBBY NOW AND MABEY WE CAN WORK IT OUT WORK IT OUT WORK IT OUT WORK IN T OUT NOW Its been a week wit out me And she feel weak wit out me She wanna talk it out but Ain't nuttin to talk about Unless she talkin bout freakin out then maybe we can work it out Work it out (Come on) [4x] Now maybe we can work it out (Come on, come on) [Verse 2] Oh girl your silhouette make me wanna light a cigarette My name Kanye from the Jigga set Twista set get it wet Ooh girl your breath is HARSH Cover your mouth up like you got SARS Off them tracks yea I bought them cars Still kill a nigga on 16 bars We ain't sweatin' to the oldies we jukin to a cold beat Maybe one day girl you can bone me So you can brag to all your homies now But I still mess with a big girl if you ain't fit girl I'll still hit girl 1 and you brought 2 friends OK 3 more now hop in the Benz Four door do you know the difference between a 5, 6, 7, 8 All the mocha lattes you gotta do Pilates You gotta pop this tape in before you start back dating Hustlers, gangstas, all us ballas [Chorus] [Interlude: Ladies speaking w/ Kanye in the background] [Jill] Hi may name is Jill, I just want to say thanks to Kanye's workout plan, I was able to pull a NBA player and like now I shop every day on Rodeo Drive I just want to say, thank you Kanye! woooo! woooo! woooo! woooo! woooo! woooo! [Lasandra] My name is Lasandra, and I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape I was able to get my phone bill paid, I got sounds and 13's put on my Cavalier and I was able to get a free trip to Cancun And what's most importantly is that I ain't gotta fuck wit Ray Ray's broke ass no mo' (Work it mo' juke it mo' pump it mo, Chi-town mo' let's go mo') [Ella-May] My name is Ella-May from Mobile, Alabama and I just want to say since listenin' to Kanye's workout tape I been able to date outside the family, I got a double wide And I rode a plane, rode a plane, rode a plane, rode a plane, rode a plane [Girl] Thanks to Kanye's workout plan I'm the envy of all my friends See I pulled me a baller man (yeah) And I don't gotta work at the mall again [Beat changes] (Lemme break ya'll off a piece of) My favorite work out plan (oh! oh! oh!) I wanna see you work out (yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah yeah yeah yeah) (It's like that old Michael Jackson shit) That's right put in work, move your ass, go bezerk Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve It's Kanye's workout plan I said it's Kanye's workout plan (Ladies and gentlemen) It's Kanye's workout plan (Allow myself to introduce myself) His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (This time around I want y'all to clap like this) That's right put in work Move your ass, go bezerk Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve (Stop!) It's Kanye's workout plan (Ok bring) I said it's Kanye's workout plan (I know y'all ain't tired) It's Kanye's workout plan (But I hope not, 'cuz on this one I need yall) His woooorrrrkkoouut plan (to give me a soul clap ok? double time) That's right put in work (Woo!) Move your ass, go bezerk Eat your salad, no dessert Get that man you deserve That's right put in work (Put in work) Move your ass, go bezerk (Go bezerk) Eat your salad, no dessert (No dessert) Get that man you deserve (You hear, ugh) That's right put in work (That's right put in work) Move your ass, go bezerk (Go bezerk) Eat your salad, no dessert (Eat your salad, no dessert) Get that man you deserve (Woo!) (Okay, okay, okay, that's, that'd be good) [Applause and cheering] (I appreciate your time) I want to see you work out for me Woah yeah