Hayes Carll - She Left Me For Jesus

Lyrics to She Left Me For Jesus by Hayes Carll

We've been datin since high school we never once left this town We use to go out on the weekends and we'd drink til we drowned But now shes acting funny and I don't understand I think that shes found her some other man (Chorus:) She left me for Jesus and that just ain't fair She says that hes perfect how could I compare She says I should find him and ill know peace at last If I ever find jesus I'm kickin his ass She showed me a picture all I could do was stare At that freak in his sandals with his long pretty hair They must think that I'm stupid or I don't have a clue Ill bet hes a commie or ever worse yet a Jew (Chorus:) She left me for Jesus and that just ain't fair She says that hes perfect how could I compare She says I should find him and ill know peace at last If I ever find jesus I'm kickin his ass Shes given up whiskey and ah takin up wine While she prays for his troubles shes forgot about mine I'm a gonna get even I cant handle the shame Why last time we made love she even called out his name (Chorus:) She left me for Jesus and that just ain't fair She says that hes perfect how could I compare She says I should find him and ill know peace at last If I ever find jesus I'm kickin his ass It coulda been carlos or even billy or ted But if I ever find Jesus He's gonna wish he was dead amen