Alestorm - Live In Tilburg [Live]

Lyrics to Live In Tilburg [Live] by Alestorm

Tracklist: 01. Intro 02. Keelhauled My friends I stand before you To tell a truth most dire There lurks a traitor in our midst Who hath invoked the captain's ire He don't deserve no mercy We ought to shoot him with a gun But I am not an evil man So first let's have a little fun We'll tie that scoundrel to a rope And throw him overboard Drag him underneath the ship A terrifying deadly trip Keelhaul that filthy landlubber Send him down to the depths below Make that bastard walk the plank With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho I will not say what he has done His sins are far too grave to tell It's not my place to judge a man But for them he will burn in hell The sharks will dine upon his flesh And Davy Jones will have his soul Take his money and his hat He won't need them where he's gonna go But first lets tie him to a rope And throw him overboard Drag him underneath the ship A terrifying deadly trip Keelhaul that filthy landlubber Send him down to the depths below Make that bastard walk the plank With a bottle of rum and a yo ho ho 03. Alestorm Go! A storm is coming The cold is mind numbing Darkness is descending Die, there's no escaping We're all anticipating Smashing your brains tonight Firing the cannons and raising the flag This is the piratical way We under the sign of the Storm of Ale Soon with your lives you will pay Go! We're losing our minds Into the barrel, and drink what we find Rum, beer, quests and mead These are the things that a pirate needs Raise the flag and let's set sail Under the sign of the Storm of Ale [x2] Rum, the finest potion It gives me quite the notion To vomit over your face Beer, so cold as ice Its taste it will suffice Drinking through night and through day Quest! This is the meaning of life A voyage into the unknown A tankard of mead, is all that I need To enter the partying zone Go! We're out of control Escape from your brain to the depths of your soul Rum, beer, quests and mead These are the things that a pirate needs Raise the flag and let's set sail Under the sign of the Storm of Ale [x2] Go! We're losing our minds Into the barrel, and drink what we find Go! There's no turning back Ready for battle, it's time to attack Rum, beer, quests and mead These are the things that a pirate needs Raise the flag and let's set sail Under the sign of the Storm of Ale [x2] 04. Magnetic North The snow fell hard on a frozen sea As the night swarmed all around With no moon to guide our passage north This corpse of mine may never be found Thirty days, into this dead mans quest In search of riches in a time-lost treasure chest Through oceans never seen, through fog as thick as night To the northern wastelands, onwards we must fight Far beyond the ice and snow Our voyage carries on For blood and gold, we sold our souls Redemption lies at Magnetic North Set the course for Magnetic North Beyond the snow to Magnetic North On the quest for Magnetic North We will die at Magnetic North Sold a lie, condemned to die Empty promise encased in ice One by one, our time has come Death awaits before the sun The snow fell hard on a frozen sea As the sun rose to the sky Trapped forever in the sea of ice This is the place where we will die Far beyond the ice and snow Our voyage carries on For blood and gold, we sold our souls Redemption lies at Magnetic North Set the course for Magnetic North Beyond the snow to Magnetic North On the quest for Magnetic North We will die at Magnetic North 05. Mexico When the quest is over and the battles won There's a land far to the south where we go to have some fun The wenches they are plenty, the alcohol is free The party lasts all through the night and the alcohol is free Tonight we drink together Tomorrow we may die Yo ho Mexico Far to the south where the cactus grow Tequila and a donkey show Mexico, Mexico Yo ho Mexico Far to the south where the cactus grow Take me away from the ice and the snow Let's go to Mexico A pirate's life is simple We drink and steal and kill Always we are questing, in search of bigger thrills We sail across the oceans, got drunk in many bars But when we sail to Mexico that's where we party hard Tonight we drink together Tomorrow we may die Yo ho Mexico Far to the south where the cactus grow Tequila and a donkey show Mexico, Mexico Yo ho Mexico Far to the south where the cactus grow Take me away from the ice and the snow Let's go to Mexico Yo ho Mexico Far to the south where the cactus grow Tequila and a donkey show Mexico, Mexico Yo ho Mexico Far to the south where the cactus grow Take me away from the ice and the snow Three margaritas and a taco Let's go to Mexico 06. Over The Seas Many moons ago, in a faraway land We met an old man with a hook for a hand He showed us a map that lead to treasure untold He said, "I'll give ye the map, if ye give me some gold" For some pieces of eight the deal was done He gave us the map, our quest had begun We gathered our crew and set sail on the waves And we knew we'd be rich by the end of the day Now we're sailing over oceans and seas With a lust for gold and the power of steel Over the seas, we shall ride Searching for treasure, into the night Over the seas, our quest has begun And we will not stop with the dawn of the sun Through treacherous seas we reached the lost isle And over it's shores we marched for many miles Until we discovered where the treasure did lie With gold coins and jewels gleaming inside Now we're sailing over oceans and seas With a lust for gold and the power of steel Over the seas, we shall ride Searching for treasure, into the night Over the seas, our quest has begun And we will not stop with the dawn of the sun Over the seas, we shall ride Searching for treasure, into the night Over the seas, our quest is done And we will be home by the dawn of the sun 07. The Sunk'n Norwegian There lies a tavern down Wisconsin Way Where you can get drunk any time of the day The landlord's a bastard, the barmaid's a whore But give them no shit or you're straight out the door The Sunk'n Norwegian's the name of this hole A nasty ol' tavern if ever I've known One more drink at the Sunk'n Norwegian One more drink before we have to die One more drink at the Sunk'n Norwegian Raise up your tankards of ale to the sky One more drink, at the Sunk'n Norwegian One more drink, before we have to die One more drink, at the Sunk'n Norwegian Raise up your tankards of ale to the sky Scoundrels and brigands and ne'er-do-wells And creatures dragged up from the black pits of hell You'll find the relief in a tankard of ale So the Sunk'n Norwegian is where we will sail For barrels of whiskey or pints from the bar But if you don't know Then you don't go One more drink at the Sunk'n Norwegian One more drink before we have to die One more drink at the Sunk'n Norwegian Raise up your tankards of ale to the sky One more drink, at the Sunk'n Norwegian One more drink, before we have to die One more drink, at the Sunk'n Norwegian Raise up your tankards of ale to the sky Drink up my friends, as much as you can For tomorrow we sail to a faraway land We'll party all night and get drunk off our heads 'Cause we can all rest when we are dead One more drink at the Sunk'n Norwegian One more drink before we have to die One more drink at the Sunk'n Norwegian Raise up your tankards of ale to the sky One more drink, at the Sunk'n Norwegian One more drink, before we have to die One more drink, at the Sunk'n Norwegian Raise up your tankards of ale to the sky 08. No Grave But The Sea Quest! Set a course to the battle Speed is our weapon of war De Grasse will pay with his ichor Blood, mutilation and gore This is a mission of murder Death is the freedom you crave We are the agents of slaughter Swift is the path to the grave Breaking the line Formidable rage Ranking their broadside with fire Sail away, set sail into the blue horizon Ride the waves, that guide our destiny Sail away, today we fight and there will be No mercy for those with no grave No grave but the sea Ride! Now the winds are a-changing Into the breach we will sail Flanked by the Duke and Bedford Formidable charge cannot fail Fire! With a volley of grapeshot Blood stains the ocean this day We are the agents of slaughter Swift is the path to the grave Three thousand dead France is defied The Battle of Saintes will be mine Sail away, set sail into the blue horizon Ride the waves, that guide our destiny Sail away, today we fight and there will be No mercy for those with no grave No grave but the sea Sail away, set sail into the blue horizon Ride the waves, that guide our destiny Sail away, today we fight and there will be No mercy for those with no grave Sail away, set sail into the blue horizon Ride the waves, that guide our destiny Sail away, today we fight and there will be No mercy for those with no grave No grave but the sea 09. Nancy The Tavern Wench I know of a tavern not far from here Where you can get some mighty fine beer The company's true and the wenches are pretty It's the greatest damn place in the whole of the city If you're looking for crewmates, you'll sure find 'em there Cutthroats and lowlifes and worse I should dare Ol' Nancy don't care who comes to her inn It's a den of debauchery violence and sin So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day In Nancy's Harbour Café So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day In Nancy's Harbour Café If you're looking to go on a glorious quest There's a man there who knows of an old treasure chest For some pieces of eithe an a tankard of ale He'll show you the map and tell you it's tale And then there's Nancy, the lovely barmaiden She may be old but her beauty ain't fading Ol' Nancy don't care who comes to her inn It's a den of debaucher violence and sin So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day In Nancy's Harbour Café So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day In Nancy's Harbour Café So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day In Nancy's Harbour Café So come take a drink and drown your sorrows And all of our fears will be gone till tomorrow We'll have no regrets and live for the day In Nancy's Harbour Café 10. Rumpelkombo Rumpelkombo! 11. 1741 (The Battle Of Cartagena) Sailing the raging seas To distant lands unknown Porto Bello fell in a day Now Britannia rules the waves Thirty thousand men at arms Red Ensign in the sky To Cartagena we set sail With blood and plunder we'll prevail Twice struck, and twice we've failed But third time works a charm The greatest fleet the world has seen To fight the War of Jenkins' Ear Waters lash across the bow Through Caribbean Seas The year is 1741 The final battle has begun The skies are burning with thunder The seas are ablaze with flame Set the course for Cartagena The sands of time will remember our names The skies are burning with thunder The seas are ablaze with flame Set the course for Cartagena History is written today Across the sea-lashed deck Our captain gives a cry "Cartagena lies ahead The Spanish foe will soon be dead!" Portents of coming doom Engulf the battle line High above, the heavens sigh A red light burning in the sky An omen of dread Which no man can deny The legends hold true We must turn back or die Superstitious fools Be gone from my sight Blast the trumpets of war And prepare for the fight The skies are burning with thunder The seas are ablaze with flame Set the course for Cartagena The sands of time will remember our names The skies are burning with thunder The seas are ablaze with flame Set the course for Cartagena History is written today Hard to starboard Man the cannons And on my command, unleash hell! FIRE! Show them your steel Bring them to death on the battlefield Ride on the wind, and conquer the foe The legends be damned, to our deaths we will ago The skies are burning with thunder The seas are ablaze with flame Set the course for Cartagena The sands of time will remember our names The skies are burning with thunder The seas are ablaze with flame Set the course for Cartagena History is written today 12. Drunken Sailor [Instrumental] 13. Hangover [Taio Cruz cover] I got a hangover I've been drinking too much for sure I got a hangover I got an empty cup, pour me some more So I can go until they close up And I can drink until I throw up And I don't ever ever want to grow up I wanna keep it going, keep keep it going I got a little bit trashed last night I got a little bit wasted I got a little bit mashed last night I got a little shit faced-ed I'm on a ship If you don't know Well now you know I got a hangover I've been drinking too much for sure I got a hangover I got an empty cup, pour me some more So I can go until they close up And I can drink until I throw up And I don't ever ever want to grow up I wanna keep it going, keep keep it going, come on Drink up, cause a party ain't a party 'Til you ride all through it End up on the floor wit can't remember you clueless Officer like what the hell is you doing Stumbling, tumbling, you wa'know what? come again Give me rum, give me gin, give me liquor, give me champagne Bubbles 'til the end What happens after that? If you inspired then tell a friend Like oh my homie Gregar, we can all sip again and again, and again remember this Wasted, so what? Irrelevant We're kicked to the head, who's selling it I got a hangover, that's my medicine Don't mean to brag or sound too intelligent A little Rum can't hurt this veteran I show up but I never throw up, so let the drinks go up, go up I got a hangover I've been drinking too much for sure I got a hangover I got an empty cup, pour me some more So I can go until they close up And I can drink until I throw up And I don't ever ever want to grow up I wanna keep it going, keep keep it going, come on 14. Pegleg Potion Far away in a secret cove In the land of Sgriubh-á-dubh We hide our mighty pirate ship From the eyes of folks like you Aboard the good ship Matey We brew a toxic punch It looks a bit like gravy And it tastes like captain crunch Ephemeral, delectable Entirely undetectable You'll need a pair of spectacles For diplomatic dog I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Always on the search for treasure So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Drink to the end of time Take one part finest spirit From Caribbean seas Mix it up with monkey brains And the scrapings from your knees A dash of creme de cacao A pint of french moonshine Shake for 15 seconds Prepare for drinking time From Oregon to South Dakota Underwater toilet quota Driving in an old Toyota Systematic frog I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Always on the search for treasure So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Drink to the end of time I sail the seas of Sgriubh-á-dubh Island So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Always on the search for treasure So pour me a glass of the pegleg potion Drink to the end of time We'll drink to the end of time 15. Bar Ünd Imbiss One night I sailed the seas Of dark Thuringia I thirsted for an ale So I headed to a bar Schlumpfi was the name I saw above the door A curious smell came flowing out So I went inside for more I see the man called Schlumpfi Behind the oaken bar "Welcome to my tavern!" He cries with open arms "Schnitzels by the dozen We have for you to eat Sausages and local beer It's quite the gourmet treat" Cold winds are blowing The night is dark and long Raise up a tankard And join in our song Plunder with thunder, kill for the thrill Drink up me hearties 'til we've had our fill Raise up your tankard, into the sky Pirates forever from now 'til we die Fighting together with swords in our hands Stealing their wenches and scouring their lands Plunder with thunder, kill for the thrill Drink up me hearties 'til we've had our fill I try to fill my tankard With a pint of that ol' spiced "No" he says, "you must pay up, My drinks come at a price" So of course I did What's natural to me I took my flintlock out And shot him through the knees We drank the tavern dry Devoured all the meats We kidnapped his ugly wife Then took off through the streets Plunder with thunder, kill for the thrill Drink up me hearties 'til we've had our fill Raise up your tankard, into the sky Pirates forever from now 'til we die Fighting together with swords in our hands Stealing their wenches and scouring their lands Plunder with thunder, kill for the thrill Drink up me hearties 'til we've had our fill Plunder with thunder, kill for the thrill Drink up me hearties 'til we've had our fill Raise up your tankard, into the sky Pirates forever from now 'til we die Fighting together with swords in our hands Stealing their wenches and scouring their lands Plunder with thunder, kill for the thrill Drink up me hearties 'til we've had our fill 16. Captain Morgan's Revenge Countless years ago while lost in barren seas There whispered murmurs of a bloody mutiny We took up arms and slain the officers of rank And with swords drawn made the captain walk the plank And as he fell down to the depths He swore a deadly curse "As sure as hell's my final fate You'll all soon die, or worse" Now as we stand before the gallows Waiting for the end I'll say these final words my friend At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits We returned to port with sorrow in our chests An evil shadow followed us on every quest Never to feel joy again was our fate Only misery and death, fear and burning hate We broke the law, betrayed the code Now time is running out An unforgivable offense Of that there is no doubt Now as we stand before the gallows Waiting for the end I'll say these final words my friend At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits Many years have passed now Yet the curse still lives on And now we rot in a black prison cell Waiting for our true calling in hell But for the lives we leave behind Don't shed a tear, don't cry The only way to break this curse Is for us all to die Now as we stand before the gallows Waiting for the end I'll say these final words my friend At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits At sunrise we'll all dance the hempen jig So raise up your pint of rum and take another swig The curse of Captain Morgan has led us to this fate So have no fear, and don't look back, the afterlife awaits 17. Shipwrecked It's 3 years to the very day, since a pirate captain said to me, hey lad come join our crew, adventure and glory waits for you! I took his words as gold, and set sail for quests untold with a bottle of rum, in my hand I dreamed of wealth and foreign lands! Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death is coming for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked you'll cease to be! Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death is coming for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked your destiny! On the 16th night at sea, in the depths of toil and misery, we struck a hidden reef, and our ship began to sink beneath, I grabbed some drifting wood, and held on as long as I could, 'til I landed on a desert isle, now I'm stuck here 'til the day I die! Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death is coming for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked you'll cease to be! Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death is coming for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked your destiny! Shipwrecked! Shipwrecked! Get drunk or die! Shipwrecked! Shipwrecked! Get Drunk or die! Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death is coming for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked you'll cease to be! Hey! you're banjaxed! Hey! you're screwed! and death is coming for you! trapped on an island lost at sea! shipwrecked your destiny! 18. Drink Piracy's a crime and crime doesn't pay And we go home poor at the end of the day But I'd rather live my life in rags Than be chained to a desk with a wife that's a hag We live each day like there's nothing to lose But a man has needs and that need is booze They say all the best things in life are free So give all your beer and your rum to me We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at the point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall 'Cause we are here to drink your beer [2x] Drink [x15] We've sailed over seas for Wenches and Mead And told great tales of The Huntmaster's deeds The quest for a drop of the Famous ol' Spiced Has shown us the wrath of Leviathan's bites We went Back Through Time to get more Rum Though we end up Shipwrecked having no fun But Heavy Metal Pirates we must be So give all your beer and your rum to me We are here to drink your beer And steal your rum at the point of a gun Your alcohol to us will fall 'Cause we are here to drink your beer [4x] Drink [x8] 19. Wolves Of The Sea With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey! We're hoisting the flag to be free We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go We are wolves of the sea Don't try to run, it's all said and done There's a treasure in sight We are robbing you blind I hope you don't mind We are taking it all tonight Just walk away we will conquer it all Pirates will stand and the loser will fall With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey We're bound to be close to the sea Our captain will stand on the bridge and sing Pirates are all we can be With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey! We're hoisting the flag to be free We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go We are wolves of the sea Down to the core we're coming for more With a sword close at hand We are scary and bold, with a chest full of gold We get sea legs when sighting land The hook of our captain is looking at you There's no Peter Pan so what can you do With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey We're bound to be close to the sea Our captain will stand on the bridge and sing Pirates are all we can be With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey! We're hoisting the flag to be free We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go We are wolves of the sea [Solo] With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey We're bound to be close to the sea Our captain will stand on the bridge and sing Pirates are all we can be With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey! We're hoisting the flag to be free We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go We are wolves of the sea With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey We're bound to be close to the sea Our captain will stand on the bridge and sing Pirates are all we can be With a hi hi ho and a hi hi hey! We're hoisting the flag to be free We will steal the show, Jolly Rogers go We are wolves of the sea We are wolves of the sea 20. Fucked With An Anchor Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Go! For 30 odd years I have lived with this curse My vocabulary was stunted at birth By a witchdoctor from over the seas Casting his strange voodoo magic on me Now when I speak, it's rather absurd An endless tirade of four letter words I lash out in anger at all in my way Shocking unspeakable things that I say Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck you! Long I have waited to have my revenge To bring that witchdoctor to his bitter end So I have gathered a ship and a crew We're sailing to find him, we know what to do On a dark moonless night, when he least suspects We'll creep up behind him, so hard to detect We'll bring out our anchor by the light of the stars And shove it inside of his big fuckin' arse Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all Fuck! You! You're a fucking wanker We're gonna punch you right in the balls Fuck! You! With a fucking anchor You're all cunts so fuck you all