Gwar - The New Dark Ages [Full Album 2022]

Lyrics to The New Dark Ages [Full Album 2022] by Gwar

Tracklist: 01. New Dark Age No more age of reason Darkness, men are lost in the night Gorging on the gloom No love of light is left Where there once was science Is now a cult of death These are the new Dark Ages Lies have become contagious Flames, famine, Black Death rage This is the new Dark Age New Dark Age Bone-fires of the inquisition Lawless, superstition and lies Beggars in the street Corpses in the flood Knowledge without wisdom At the price of blood These are the new Dark Ages Lies have become contagious Flames, famine, Black Death rage This is the new Dark Age You stupid motherfuckers Get your hands up in the air Your world has gone to shit But we don't fucking care The air is foul, the oceans dead We surf the blood-dimmed tide Tonight we celebrate And watch the world die So get your titties out and put 'em on the glass Clown britches down and shake your big fat ass New Dark Age These are the new Dark Ages Fire lights the fallen faces These are the new Dark Ages Cold sun, dark and rayless These are the new Dark Ages None of you now stand blameless Flames, famine, Black Death rage This is a new Dark Age There's no more Age of Reason There's no more Age of Enlightenment There's no more Age of Science Now we're in A New Dark Age 02. Blood Libel Poison the well Desecrate the host Drain the child Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha Ritual murder Ancient lies recycled Adrenochrome Is Blood libel This is blood This is blood This is blood Blood libel Conspire to rule Murder god himself Men have always conjured ghouls To blame someone else Where darkness lurks Conspiracy condemns Lies do the work Making demons of men This is blood This is blood This is blood Blood libel Fools It was GWAR all along We drink the blood of children But not to stay young We juice them like lemons Just because it's fun 3:00 in the morning Let the orgy begin Let's order cheese pizza For all our fucked up friends You know sometimes The truth fucking hurts If there's a baby raping ring It's the Catholic Church This is blood This is blood This is blood Blood libel This is blood This is blood This is blood Blood libel 03. Berserker Mode Born of the all-father God of death and war Shape-shifting, shadow-walker An ox A pig A whore I'm the Berserker Rage burning out of control I'm the Berserker Poet with a warrior's soul I'm the Berserker Anger flips a switch and I go Into Berserk Mode Berserker Mode Assembled from the darkness Mist becomes my form Hermaphroditic bison Lead singer of GWAR I'm the Berserker Rage burning out of control I'm the Berserker Hooker with a heart of gold I'm the Berserker God of Cock and Roll Pole for every hole Plus one! I feel it coming Berserker Mode I'm tripping balls and I'm dropping loads No blade can harm me The fates forebode Oderus usurper On his commode Into the battle's heat Howling like a beast I'll slay a thousand foes before I rest I swallow burning coals My mouth begins to foam I'm biting on my shield now I'm depressed Let's all do some Shrooms of Doom! Now I'm a rockstar All jacked up on speed The horde screams out in rapture I've got the love you need I'm the Berserker Rage burning out of control I'm the Berserker Poet with a warrior's soul I'm the Berserker Anger threw a switch and I go Into Berserk Mode Berserker Mode! 04. Mother Fucking Liar Burn, burn Set it on fire One thing I hate is a motherfucking liar Truth is undone Like it never existed The time has come That we must end this Rip from the mouth the tongue That bears false witness Burn, burn Set it on fire One thing I hate is a motherfucking liar Burn, burn Higher and higher One thing I hate is a motherfucking liar (Liar, liar) Liar, liar lick spit (Fire, fire) Turn about the candlestick (Liar, liar) What's good for a liar? Brimstone and fire From thoughts to words From words to action You fucking heard You saw it happen I won't accept a world where Truth is abandoned Burn, burn Set it on fire One thing I hate is a motherfucking liar Burn, burn Higher and higher One thing I hate is a motherfucking liar The time has come That we must end this Rip from the mouth the tongue That bears false witness Burn, burn Set it on fire One thing I hate is a motherfucking liar Burn, burn Higher and higher One thing I hate is a motherfucking liar Burn, burn Set it on fire One thing I hate is a motherfucking liar Burn, burn Higher and higher One thing I hate is a motherfucking liar 05. Unto The Breach Once more unto the breach, dear friends Once more Once more unto the breach, dear friends Once more Or close the walls up with our dead When the blast of war blows in our ears Stiffen the sinews Summon up the blood Then lend the eye a terrible, hard-favored rage Now, set the teeth And stretch the nostril wide Hold hard your breath And stand tall Be copy now to men of grosser blood And teach them how to war I see you stand like greyhounds in the slip Straining upon the start Once more unto the breach Once more Once more unto the breach, dear friends Once more Or close the walls up with our dead When the blast of war blows in our ears Stiffen the sinews Summon up the blood For he today that sheds His blood with me He shall be my brother 06. Completely Fucked You think it's easy Bein' a God? I look good, yeah It's just a facade Found a lump on my ball There's a cloud in my brain I'm falling apart, yeah I'm going insane Clearly, I'm truly Fully and downright Utterly, hopelessly Totally, totes Daily, I'm cruelly Surely and outright Verily, perfectly Completely fucked Back's been achin' Eyes feel dry Can't touch my toes Get depressed if I try Found blood in my piss When I peed in a cup Worst thing of all Is I can't get it up Clearly, I'm truly Fully and downright Utterly, hopelessly Totally, totes Daily, I'm cruelly Surely and outright Verily, perfectly Can't you see I'm so Wholly, not partly In sooth, de facto Pretty much thoroughly Nothing else but Clearly, I'm truly Fully and downright Look at me, can't you see? Completely fucked Clearly, I'm completely fucked As for mankind, I feel nothing but sorrow Ya think this is bad? Just wait for tomorrow The future is crumbling, it all falls apart This fucking planet's been fucked from the start I've given up, what else can I do? But enough about me, man How are you? Clearly, we're truly Fully and downright Utterly, totally Completely fucked Daily, we're cruelly Surely and outright Verily, perfectly Completely fucked Wholly, not partly In sooth, de facto Pretty much thoroughly Completely fucked Clearly, we're truly Fully and downright Look at me, can't you see I'm Completely Completely Completely fucked Completely Completely Completely fucked 07. The Cutter [feat. Lzzy Hale] Here's the first line of the motherfucking song About a cutter, motherfucker, she was sick of feeling numb She decided not to suffer, cut herself to the bone She grabbed a butcher knife and she ran away from home Now she is The Cutter She don't hurt herself She hurts you, motherfucker Feeling anger, feeling pain, feeling every fuckin' thing She took the razor off her wrist, made a fist, took a swing She don't wanna die, she wants to feel alive So now she's gonna stab you in your motherfuckin' mind Now she is The Cutter Cuts you like no other Now she is The Cutter She don't hurt herself She hurts you, motherfucker She's a cutter She's a cutter She's a cutter She's a cutter Blood will stain She's a cutter Open vein She's a cutter Rage untamed She's a cutter Say her name She's The Cutter She will cut you down The Cutter It's not my fault Your blood will pacify my pain The Cutter I'll slice your throat My cure is pouring from your vein The Cutter It's not my fault Your blood will pacify my pain The Cutter I'll slice your throat My cure is pouring from your vein Here's the last verse of this motherfucking song Who are you to say if it's right or if it's wrong Cut herself up but the pain still remained Until she turned the knife on the ones who were to blame Now she is The Cutter Cuts you like no other Now she is The Cutter She don't hurt herself She hurts you, motherfucker She's The Cutter She's The Cutter She's The Cutter She will cut you down 08. Rise Again [feat. Hey Steve] Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise! Rise again Souls of men condemned To die in the forests and the fields Fly once more The blood stained banner of war Time inflames more wounds then it heals Rise! Again! The dead will rise again Rise again From beyond Graven image of bronze Marches now an army of the dead From broken tombs Blood cursed soil, statues loom Turn to face the souls in life they led Feed the hate That tore apart the states The Stars and Bars above them once again Rise! Again! The dead will rise Again! Now the war, lost before It's all starting over Earth gets scorched, tiki torch Reignites the horror Yank and Reb, both are dead There's just Left and Right now Civil's gone, line's been drawn in This new War you fight now Rise! Again! The dead will Rise again! Lost again The cause you won't let end The past will rise Again 09. The Beast Will Eat Itself A pit of finding pixels A seed infects the code Program is corrupted A feral script erodes The Beast will eat itself, the Beast will eat itself The Beast will eat itself, the Beast will eat itself Cyberspace grows and grows As the Universe contracts, now Corrupted data without wisdom Gorging on discarded facts I whisper in mankind's ear Twist truths to stir unrest Polarize base impulses Fatal error, failed test In pain, the beast awakens Mad Monk becomes aware The virus, now mutated Hatred in software The Beast will eat itself, the Beast will eat itself The Beast will eat itself, the Beast will eat itself Zetabytes of data rot Empty fields, now filled with rust Upon its snout Each cut bleeds out Ichor and disgust The Beast will eat itself, the Beast will eat itself The Beast will eat itself, the Beast will eat itself The Beast will eat itself, the Beast will eat itself The Beast will eat itself, the Beast will eat itself 10. Venom Of The Platypus Awaken now By my command Summoned from the darkness To my voice Come, little one The time has come to start this Hooked up We hunt Bring to me my meat Online My greed Won't admit defeat Buy me a sword Buy me a gun There's gonna be a fight Buy me a war Buy me it all Buy me a life Make my life Easier Leave the booty at my front door Bring me all My lesser wants I forgot I asked for Don't want use brain I won't think no more Don't want to learn a thing Or do another chore Buy me a sword Buy me a gun There's gonna be a fight Buy me a war Let's have some fun Out of the lamp tonight Buy me a sword I want free shipping I want it overnight Buy me a war Buy me it all Buy me a life So many things I need to know Stop everything and look it up What's in stock? Where is Bangkok? How many ounces in a cup? Does rock cocaine get out blood stains? Tell me where can I buy phlegm? What is my pronoun? Am I a he, a she or them? You're my genie My monkey's paw Every wish and base desire You grant them all I love the gifts you give me Fraudulent facts If I don't like the truth I can always send it back Buy me a sword Buy me a gun There's gonna be a fight Buy me a war Let's have some fun A mail-order wife Buy me a sword I want free shipping I want it overnight Buy me a war Buy me it all Buy me a life You give me what I ask you for But never what I really want You don't begrudge and never judge My darkest kinks, you never taunt No "good", no "bad", you don't get mad You never show contempt or scorn You don't look down on My choice of porn 11. Ratcatcher Once upon a time in the village of Hamelin Had a dirty job, so they hired an alien Showed up with my pipe, now their rats are gone Drowned in the river, that's extermination You got to know That it didn't have to go Down this way You made a choice When you got the invoice And decided not to pay I've got your children in my basement Just trying to get out I've got policemen searching my neighborhood I hope they don't find out Ten little fingers and ten little toes Where they gonna end up, nobody knows but me It's not about the money, it's the principle Keep your gold, it won't pay my toll, ya see I asked ya once Ain't askin' twice I'm not playing, I'm done being nice You got the bill Ain't paid me still So this my new price I've got your children in my basement Just trying to get out I've got policemen searching my neighborhood I hope they don't find out I've got your children in my basement Hear them cry and shout I've got policemen searching my neighborhood Ain't got no reasonable doubt And now we're even We're even Yeah, even You got to know It didn't have to go Down this way You made a choice When you got the invoice And decided not to pay I got your children in my basement Just trying to get out I've got policemen searching my neighborhood They'll never figure it out I've got your children in my basement I got the rock in my pipe I've got your children in my basement For the rest of their lives I've got your children in my basement Feeling scared and alone I've got your children in my basement They're never gonna come home And now we're even Even Yeah, even 12. Bored To Death Hahahaha! Yes! I'm done fucking around No more wasting time with you fuckin' clowns I'm living fast and you're dying slow I need to speed it up because it's time to go Bored to death I'm bored to death Bored to death So bored to death Decisions, indecisions How can I make the perfect incision? I could use an axe or cut you with my knife The same dull methods for ending your life With an array of tools meant to inflict gore The excess of choice, it gave me such doubt I no longer gaze upon my finest blade Now that I've chosen the press to grind your heart out Bored to death As I run this massive drill through your chest Bored to death This gaping hole a passage to eternal rest Bored to death Your lungs shredded to pieces as you take your last breath Bored to death Killing you's so slow, it's killing me! Obliteration of your life in due time There's quite a mess here, I hope I don't slip on your spine One by one, let's line 'em up in a, uh, a line? Listen now, you best take heed Or else you'll end up drilled and ennuied Strapped to the press Maybe I'll go next I yearn to feel the sweet, sweet steel Boring me to death Obscene dermal excavation Screaming only adds to my aberration Disassembled in a manner most cruel From your body parts, I craft my new tool And you're bored to death As I run this massive drill through your chest Bored to death This gaping hole a passage to eternal rest Bored to death Your lungs shredded to pieces as you take your last breath Bored to death Killing you's so slow, it's killing me! Bored to death 13. Temple Ascent (Death Whistle Suite) [Instrumental] 14. Starving Gods (Death Whistle Suite) Priests feed a heart still beating To the God of Sun and War Body thrown down the temple steps A sea of cannibals roar The gods are starving But they cannot die The human engine waits, avatars it creates Unsleeping and untrue Sacred or obscene when you become machines But the gods must have their due The gods are starving But they cannot die They just go on not living Starving for sacrifice Where flesh is a prison, pleasure is forbidden May you get what you deserve Apotheosis, a magnum opus We will have the last word Homo Deus Homo Deus, rock me Homo Deus The self-made gods of Earth Sacrifice mythology for godlike technology What is immortality worth? Feed us your soul The Gods are starving For rock 'n' roll The human engine waits, avatars it creates Unsleeping and untrue Sacred or obscene, you worship the machines But the gods must have their due Feed us your soul Humans are the worst, everything's reversed Your tools are using you Deified, but you're all gonna die And I ain't gonna cry when you do 15. Deus Ex Monstrum (Death Whistle Suite) [Instrumental]